Other Supreme Court predictions


On the eve of the most anticipated Supreme Court ruling in recent memory, Twitter is looking to blow off a little steam. And, of course, have a little fun in the process. Thus, ‪#otherSCOTUSpredictions‬ was born.


In a 6-3 ruling, the Supreme Court decides you are not the father. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) June 28, 2012

In a unanimous decision, the court goes ballistic in the case of Ecks v. Sever. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Roadside Attractions (@roadsidetweets) June 28, 2012

Unanimous decision in favor of an immediate Froyo run. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Mickey Jackson (@97mjackson) June 28, 2012

6-3 decision that "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Paul Wilson (@PaulWilson34) June 28, 2012

#otherSCOTUSpredictions 6-3, that IS so Raven!

— B (@BigBear39) June 28, 2012

Kennedy calls in sick, court splits 4-4, decision goes to penalty kicks #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) June 28, 2012

In a 5-4 decision, Court decides that there is no binding requirement to Call Carly Rae Jepsen…maybe #OtherSCOTUSpredictions

— Brian Griffiths (@BrianGriffiths) June 28, 2012

6-3 thomas dissents in case Godilla v Mothra, Kennedy concurs then changes mind, then changes it back again #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Jake Tapper (@jaketapper) June 28, 2012

5-3 court holds Coca Cola better than Pepsi. Scalia recuses himself, citing equal love for both. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— SunnyRight (@sunnyright) June 28, 2012

5-4, The Newsroom was better than the haters are saying but worse than every other big Aaron Sorkin series. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) June 28, 2012

8-1 requiring all major networks to air Saved By The Bell reruns every day during prime time, Roberts dissenting. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Emily Strickland (@ekstrick) June 28, 2012

In 9-0 ruling, court rules the Phillie Phanatic is the most popular mascot, not Mr. Met. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Matt Higgins (@MattHiggins80) June 28, 2012

5-4 Kick it in the back seat, Kennedy concurring. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Walt Gilbert (@walt_gilbert) June 28, 2012

5-4 decision holds that you can't, in fact, handle the truth #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) June 28, 2012

7-2 that two wrongs DO make a right under stare decisis. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Walter Russell Mead (@wrmead) June 28, 2012

9-0. Nickelback deported. #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Slublog (@Slublog) June 28, 2012

In a 6-2, Marge in fact does own Homer's soul #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— EmilyAnneR (@EmilyAReinhardt) June 28, 2012


7-2 for switching to gold robes in 2013 #otherSCOTUSpredictions

— Greg Pollowitz (@GPollowitz) June 28, 2012

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