Snort! Donna Brazile’s Obamacare idiocy sparks #DonnaBrazileMysteries

http://twitter.com/#!/RexHarrisonsHat/status/306878791760887809

And that’s a win right there.

As we reported, Democrat strategist and CNN contributor Donna Brazile hilariously tweeted her befuddlement over the rising cost of her health care premiums. Serious you guys! She then doubled-down on the idiocy, and blamed it on “price gauging,” and not Obamacare. And, boy, did the hilarity ensue.

The always swoon-worthy Ace of Spades got the ridicule (and rightful media-slamming) ball rolling earlier today.

Sherlock Holmes just emailed me to ask if @donnabrazille is available to be his partner; he says she has a mind “sculpted for deduction”

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 27, 2013

By the way, not a single media organization will report @donnabrazile‘s mystification over ObamaCare-related health care price hikes.

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 27, 2013

Not a single one.It’s relevant, it’s newsworthy, it’s interesting on a human level due to irony… but it does not Help the Party.

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 27, 2013

@jeffchrz @donnabrazile they too should be Sherlock Holmes partners

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 27, 2013

some lying moron claimed health care costs would go down by “three thousand percent” (!!!!) breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013…@theh2 @donnabrazile

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 27, 2013

@tsrblke @theh2 who knows what the world looks like through an idiot’s eyes?

— DepressiveBlogger69 (@AceofSpadesHQ) February 27, 2013

Twitter users and happy warriors are at the ready to help figure that out.

RT @castephanielynn Why am I trending? #DonnaBrazileMysteries | twitchy.com/2013/02/27/fun…

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) February 27, 2013

Enter #DonnaBrazileMysteries. Warning: Giggle-snorting out loud may occur.

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Wait, the Affordable Care Act affects Democrats, too?

— Sam Valley (@SamValley) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Why do things become more expensive once they’re “free?”

— Seth (@dcseth) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Why is this street slick? It rained overnight and the temperature in my car reads negative three.

— LilMissErinGoBragh (@LilMissRightie) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries I turned on the hot water spigot & hot water came out. What’s up with that?

— CatsPolitics (@CatsPolitics) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries I changed the baby’s diaper like three hours ago, an it’s wet again. WTF?

— Not Not Matt (@mdrache) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries If I turn 40 this year, what do you mean I’ll turn 41 next year….

— GOP Fashionista™ (@GOPfashionista) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Showed up for a meeting at Solyndra, nobody there, what gives?

— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries How can you be broke when you still have checks in your checkbook?

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Why is my husband’s internet browing history always empty?

— Renna (@RennaW) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries When I flip down the light switch, why does the room become dark?

— Razor (@hale_razor) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Whenever I click “Shut Down” on my computer it powers off. I called Dell, but no good answers.

— Eric C. (@JustEric) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteriesWhy does my stove get hot when I turn the knob?

— End of the Republic (@PointlessPol) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Who really killed Nicole Brown-Simpson?

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Wait a second! Obama gave me #40Dollars two years ago. Now I’m losing #60Dollars every paycheck. What gives?!

— Seth (@dcseth) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Why is the economy slowing down after we hiked taxes?

— Miké (@ThePantau) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries I spend the same for gas, but my car goes half the distance. Why? No good answer.

— Judy Stines (@jstines3) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries is the hokey pokey really what it’s all about? Called the First Lady. No good answers.

— LisainDallas (@LisainDallas) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Where’s Waldo?

— TS_Kreider (@TS_Kreider) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries What do you mean my car stops working when I run out of gas?!!

— Ban Finger Guns (@CaptYonah) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries How many licks *DOES* it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop???

— Seth (@dcseth) February 27, 2013

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Wait. *I’m* qualified to run the Pentagon.

— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) February 27, 2013

Oh, dear! It’s funny, because it’s true.

Keep them coming, Twitter.

Related:

Bless her heart: Donna Brazile blames ‘price gauging’ not Obamacare for rising premiums

Funniest tweet of the day: Donna Brazile has ‘no good answer’ to explain ‘why my premium jumped up

Balanced approach: Health insurance premiums skyrocket as payroll taxes climb

Ho-ho-hope and change: Health insurance premiums skyrocket just in time for Christmas

You can keep your plan … if you pay way more; FSA cap cut, ‘my health insurance premium at work going up’

Team Obama: Make sure your friends know how Obamacare is affecting your health insurance premiums

Binders full of moochers thank Obama for ‘free’ birth control; Non-deluded angry they are paying more

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