http://twitter.com/#!/sarahhmckk/status/352829326997196800

Please tell us these people are joking:

http://twitter.com/#!/JustYassy/status/352827566383570944
http://twitter.com/#!/samderful/status/352802914286309376
http://twitter.com/#!/TheBlondeGinger/status/352870202330972160
http://twitter.com/#!/theleewilson/status/352869172801314816
http://twitter.com/#!/garison/status/352869036016672769
http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisJrando/status/352840137434075138
http://twitter.com/#!/gormanate/status/352846360053170178
http://twitter.com/#!/jamestortise/status/352861927308918785
http://twitter.com/#!/imthepatrick/status/352859406116995073
http://twitter.com/#!/JustYassy/status/352827566383570944
http://twitter.com/#!/beauty_baby64/status/352815899847299073
http://twitter.com/#!/_eugeneho/status/352680499178778625
http://twitter.com/#!/andronemai/status/352654459744169984

I CANT BELIEVE AMERICA IS 2013 YEARS OLD

HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMERICA
GOD BLESS— ♡FABI♡ (@vaginarry_) July 04, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/EthanKelly09/status/352638845176655872

Well, at least one person gets it:

http://twitter.com/#!/bennyfactor/status/352850323401998336

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/04/30-people-who-said-america-turned-2013-years-old-today/