José Canseco urges equality for gay and ungay humans

http://twitter.com/#!/JoseCanseco/status/316633082360913920

We too had thought we’d heard just about every possible argument both for and against same-sex marriage, but then we realized we hadn’t heard José Canseco’s take. “Leading change” is just about the very last thing the Supreme Court ought to be doing; besides, today’s events suggest the justices aren’t anxious to do it.

Whatever the justices’ ages have to do with it, we suspect their minds would be blown were they to read Canseco’s view of the gay and the ungay.

ungay and gay how are they not equal humans

— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 26, 2013

Justice Canseco weighs in RT @josecanseco ungay and gay how are they not equal humans

— Dan Treadway (@Dan_Treadway) March 26, 2013

Here’s Jose, lobbying for a spot on the SCOTUS, I pressume. RT @josecanseco ungay and gay how are they not equal humans

— Jared Eborn (@jaredeborn) March 26, 2013

DO YOU HEAR THAT JUSTICES?!? RT @josecanseco: ungay and gay how are they not equal humans

— Adam Conner (@adamconner) March 26, 2013

@ericwalkuski @josecanseco wish we had a better more straight forward word for ‘ungay’

— JEDMAU5 (@jedgatsby) March 26, 2013

@josecanseco Bengay

— Lynsie Lee (@LynsieLee) March 26, 2013

RT @josecanseco ungay and gay how are they not equal humans // Like me, he only sees the world as gay and ungay, baseball and unbaseball 🙂

— Scott Dagostino (@scottdagostino) March 26, 2013

As an ungay man, I support this profound statement. RT @josecanseco: ungay and gay how are they not equal humans

— Rob Sheridan (@rob_sheridan) March 26, 2013

I wasn’t convinced, but now that it’s been phrased so eloquently… “@josecanseco: ungay and gay how are they not equal humans”

— John Caison (@caison3) March 26, 2013

jose canseco, a man who believes there was less gravity in the past, knows more about the world than a large number of politicians

— Writhing Mass (@purgatos) March 26, 2013

You are a national treasure. RT @josecanseco: ungay and gay how are they not equal humans

— Tabitha Hale (@TabithaHale) March 26, 2013

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