http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/489445642763526144

The 19-year-old reality star and wannabe-singer is in our nation’s capital today, where she’s distributing veggie wieners in the name of animal rights:

http://twitter.com/#!/Lestruth/status/489445288507998208

BuzzFeed’s Benny Johnson is all over it:

http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489442015738753024
http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489443305566924800

We’ll take her word for it.

http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489444196000862208

Well, they can’t be that nervous … check out the line:

http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489445112234000384

Stodden also revealed one of her fantasies:

http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489444392084590593

She’s got her work cut out for her:

http://twitter.com/#!/SooperMexican/status/489444810164797440

Heh.

More wisdom:

http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489445654918221824
http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489446724927111168

Solid.

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/489449402247831553

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets and text.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/16/lettuce-bikini-clad-courtney-stodden-would-love-to-make-barack-obama-vegan-pics/