‘Listens to Dr. Dre’: These #RonKlainQualifications boost new Ebola Czar’s cred

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At first glance, you might be wondering what makes Ronald Klain a good choice for Ebola Czar. After all, the man’s background is in partisan hackery, not medicine.

But, as it turns out, he’s actually got a lot going for him. @TheMorningSpew kicked things off:

#RonKlainQualifications Worked for an idiot once, and can work for an idiot again.

— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) October 17, 2014

And the train kept a-rollin’:

#RonKlainQualifications Lists "Out of Africa" as one of his favorite movies.

— Tea_Party_Princess (@CelesteAtkins) October 17, 2014

Has successfully spelled, pneumonia, on a questionnaire. #RonKlainQualifications

— D.B. Shumate (@shumad1) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Has an "O" an "L" and an "A" in his name, as does Ebola.

— Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications He's been bowling. Bowling sounds kinda like Ebola. Close enough for #Obama.

— LimeInDaCoconut (@EgoAenigma) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Will admit to voting for Obama.

— Poinzy (@FreedomBruce) October 17, 2014

Deep down, he's convinced Ebola is due to climate change. #RonKlainQualifications

— ArtistUnplugged (@pinkartgurl59) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Already said he'd join Obama's golf foursome when necessary pic.twitter.com/JBeuSUAIVl

— EagleGraphs (@EagleGraphs) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Listens to Dr. Dre

— SF Giants Klown 2.0 (@realmyiq2xu2) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications He taught Joe Biden how to tie his shoes

— Glenn Amurgis (@gamurgis) October 17, 2014

#ronKlainQualifications Has already completed his brackets.

— Terri_Ball (@tlynnleggie) October 17, 2014

He went to Jarrett #RonKlainQualifications

— ACSpollen (@ACSpollen) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Already lives in a bubble.

— Christy (@desertgardens) October 17, 2014

Owns Patch Adams on VHS #RonKlainQualifications

— Bossy Mom w/Strategy (@lindarutter) October 17, 2014

He's good at blaming Bush for stuff #RonKlainQualifications

— J. Bonner (@Bonnerific) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Owns a thermometer.

— Laura (@lauraliz126) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications He knows how to wear latex gloves. pic.twitter.com/ITNmjY7S81

— Richard Jamesson (@soyouknowwme) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications He knows all about the country of Africa.

— ScottInSC (@ScottInSC) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications He watched "Outbreak." Twice.

— 50 Shades of BELLA (@AskBellaWagner) October 17, 2014

Kool aid runs through his veins. #RonKlainQualifications

— ArtistUnplugged (@pinkartgurl59) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications He once saw a guy sneeze on an international flight and successfully coordinated Operation Paper Tissue.

— it's a meh meh world (@hezster) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Has actually called his doctor to discuss acid reflux.

— Kim_D (@_kim37) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Has "House" on his Netflix list.

— Tea_Party_Princess (@CelesteAtkins) October 17, 2014

Has previously voiced his respect for the design of the sneeze guards at the Golden Corral buffet line. #RonKlainQualifications

— Discarded Virtue (@DiscardedVirtue) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Undefeated Champion pic.twitter.com/iR9ArqZJHX

— Luke (@Luke108) October 17, 2014

#RonKlainQualifications Once delivered a pregnant chad.

— ContagiousGordon (@CrankyGordon) October 17, 2014

Never pulls at the leash, even when he sees a squirrel. #RonKlainQualifications

— Free Ebolacare (@lheal) October 17, 2014

We don’t know what we were worried about.



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