Meet the feminist alter ego of Democrat Mark Udall, ‘@MarkUterus’

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ICYMI, at a debate last night in Colorado between Democratic Senator Mark Udall and his opponent, Republican Cory Gardner, Udall was asked about his pro-woman nickname, “Mark Uterus”:

Moderator: "Mr. Udall, you've talked so much about women's issues you've been called Mark Uterus." How haven't I heard that before? #COSen

— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaTaylor) October 8, 2014

HAHAHAHAHA! We had never heard the term before, and the mocking of it, as Twitchy reported last night, began instantly.

Which brings us to this morning when when we were tipped off by a reader to this new Twitter account “[p]arodying Mark Udall’s over-the-top, embarrassing, and insulting pandering to women voters.” Ladies and gentlemen, we give you @MarkUterus:

If @CoryGardner was on the Titanic, he would have pushed Kate Winslet aside and taken the floating headboard for himself. #copolitics

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

You can't spell "Andrew Romanoff" without "woman." That's why I support @andrewromanoff for… whatever it is he's running for. #copolitics

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

.@JimmyLakey @GPParaz I object to the term "Cabana Boy." I prefer "Cabana Person." Women are more than capable of tending to cabanas.

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

Sure, I don't pay my female staff as much as the men… but @CoryGardner's trying to steal your birth control pills! #copolitics

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

I've read each of the Twilight books three times. @CoryGardner hasn't. #WarOnWomen #copolitics

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

When Colorado flood victims needed his help, I'm pretty sure @CoryGardner was trying to steal their birth control pills. #copolitics

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

I stand for the 99%! … when it comes to voting with President Obama. Oh, and @CoryGardner hates women. #copolitics

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

I have it on good authority that @CoryGardner has never watched the @Lifetime Network. #InsensitiveJerk #WarOnWomen #copolitics.

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

Did you know that @CoryGardner hates Zac Efron? It's true. Make your voices heard in November, ladies.

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

She was my favorite cast member on the A-Team. I bet @CoryGardner didn't like her. You know, because he hates women. pic.twitter.com/3ZHP4CGtK1

— Mark Uterus (@MarkUterus) October 8, 2014

Keep up the snark, @MarkUterus, whoever you are!

Related:

‘Mark Uterus’: Colorado debate moderator calls Mark Udall by his feminist-friendly nickname

Crickets: Mark Udall passes on opportunity to evaluate Obama’s job performance

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/08/mocktastic-meet-markuterus-the-super-feminist-alter-ego-of-colorado-democrat-mark-udall/

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