Predictable quips ensue after Lindsay Lohan is arrested for punching a psychic
There are days that Twitchy has to look hard for content, and then there are the days that Lindsay Lohan is briefly out on bail or on probation:
Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan has been arrested after allegedly punching a blonde psychic at a New York nightclub in the early hours of Thursday morning.
The 26-year-old actress was at celebrity haunt Avenue in Manhattan’s trendy Meatpacking district, where she is believed to have punched Tiffany Eve Mitchell, 28, leaving her face bruised and swollen.
Surely the psychic that got punched by @lindsaylohan should have seen it coming.
— MasoηSmillie (@OfficialMason) November 29, 2012
You don’t have to be a psychic to know you’ll see variations of this repeated all day long.
The problem, of course is that the alleged victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell is a psychic palm reader … Lohan showed her the wrong side of her hand.
Most tweeps have learned to take a Lohan arrest in stride, and have managed to work in a witty barb here and there.
I think lindsay Lohan and Chris brown should start dating
— Niall Breslin (@nbrez) November 29, 2012
In the future, archeologists will believe we marked the changing of the seasons with Lindsay Lohan arrests
— Butters Stotch (@ButtersThatsMe_) November 29, 2012
The sun came out. I went to work. I drank water. I ate food. Lindsay Lohan got arrested. Nothing new happening today.
— Khalifa (@KKAlThani) November 29, 2012
I don’t care how many times Lindsay Lohan is arrested, she takes a damn good mugshot.
— Taylor(@taaylooor) November 29, 2012
Lindsey Lohan gets arrested like Liz Taylor got married.
— Chris Gayner (@chrisgayner) November 29, 2012
Lindsay Lohan was arrested AGAIN??? I’m beginning to think I made the wrong choice for female role model.
— Lee Newton (@leenewtonsays) November 29, 2012
Lindsay Lohan was just arrested in NYC for allegedly punching a woman in the face. 50 bucks says it was a TV critic who hated “Liz & Dick”.
— Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers) November 29, 2012
Pitching a reality show – ‘Psychic Hunter.’ Lindsay Lohan investigates psychic fraud then runs the culprits over in her Porsche.
— Kevin Sturton (@KSturton) November 29, 2012
And it looks Lohan’s day is just getting worse.
— NewsBreaker (@newsbreaker) November 29, 2012
Lindsay Lohan faces four criminal charges in LA and NY on same day#NewYork
— NYCity Magazine (@NYCityMagazine) November 29, 2012
Maybe it’s time for LiLo to try decaf.