Bengals sign the Law Firm
Apparently the Cincinnati Bengals have no interest in bringing back Cedric Benson. On Wednesday they agreed to terms with former New England Patriots starter BenJarvus Green-Ellis (AKA “Law Firm”).
What Green-Ellis lacks in talent and speed, he makes up for in sheer determination and strength. He has also never fumbled in his entire NFL career.
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