Birthday roast: Iowahawk asks for birthday insults; Twitter delivers!/iowahawkblog/status/305677580353298432

10 points! RT @davidharleyboyd @iowahawkblog In order to insult you properly, I must first know who you are.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013

Birthday wishes, Twitter-style! The always amazing Iowahawk is celebrating a birthday today.

@iowahawkblog I am not witty enough to insult the master. Happy birthday :):):)

— ZoeyCat(@zoeythegreat) February 24, 2013

Happy Birthday greetings to the incomparable @iowahawkblog! His tweets are treasure trove of superb wit and humor. Enjoy your day!

— JDM (@sleepdoctorjoe) February 24, 2013

Happy Trog Day, @iowahawkblog: At least you’ll have DogPipeDude to “drink” alone with today. ~

— Adam Baldwin (@adamsbaldwin) February 24, 2013

True to hilarious form, he turned it into a day of giggles by asking for birthday insults. And, boy, did Twitter deliver.

happy birthday @iowahawkblog! President Obama says you are someone he can work with.

— Brian Faughnan (@BrianFaughnan) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog Obama said your tweets are “showing improvement” and “on the right track”

— Cameron(@Cameron5280) February 24, 2013

Those are fighting words! The hilarity continues:

@iowahawkblog I’d be embarrassed to be retweeted by you.

— Lost In Space Again (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog I describe you to my friends as the Janeane Garofalo of the Right.

— Abraham Baldwin (@AbeBaldwinGA) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog Your salad dressing choices are mediocre at best.

— S.M (@redsteeze) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblogYour work will stand the test of time, similar to the way the Ford Pinto stood the test of rear end collisions.

— Isaac Nelson (@BeavaZapata) February 24, 2013

Happy birthday, @iowahawkblog, the best thing to come out of Iowa since “The Bridges of Madison County”!

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog You’re as funny as Bill Maher

— Joe Vogel (@iqmutant) February 24, 2013

I’d rather party with Michael [email protected]iowahawkblog

— Bob A (@RFA79) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog Rachel Maddow knows more about cars than you do.

— Madeline’s Dad (@WAMK) February 24, 2013

Happy birthday to @iowahawkblog. He’s worth every penny you pay to read him.

— John Podhoretz (@jpodhoretz) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog Maybe this year will be the year your jokes will actually be good enough to steal! #burn

— Lost In Space Again (@TheLisaLikes) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog The license plate on my Prius reads: “IOWAHAWK”

— The Angry Rob (@TheAngryRob) February 24, 2013

Happy Birthday @iowahawkblog You deplete me.

— Rex Harrison’s Hat (@RexHarrisonsHat) February 24, 2013

Facebook friends get in on the action, too.

@iowahawkblog these are marvelous #allpurposeinsults

— Sarah Rolph (@RolphSarah) February 24, 2013

And now the heavy hitters!

I’d rather get RT’d by @dwstweets than @iowahawkblog

— Derek Tate (@DerekTate) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog Your political commentary is alright. Have you considered working af Buzzfeed?

— Alexander Barrett (@aivanther) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog I cut &paste your tweets, filesave them, send all to a laser printer so I THEN have something for the bottom of the bird cage.

— Martini Shark (@BradSlager) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog one of the best things on the internet. After @sullydish

— Michael Gebert (@skyfullofbacon) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblog The internet’s Joe Piscopo.

— Scott Embry (@jsembry2) February 24, 2013

@iowahawkblogI can hardly insult somebody who’s almost as funny as Ace.

— Wyatt’s Torch (@TorchOWyatt) February 24, 2013

It BURNS RT @ag_conservative Happy Birthday, @iowahawkblog. He’s like the @borowitzreport of the right.

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013

Zing! We’ll end with a self-insult from the master himself.

Like Abe Vigoda, I was born on 2/24. And there is some confusion on whether I am alive or dead. #selfinsults

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) February 24, 2013

Never change, Iowahawk. We at Twitchy are wishing you a very happy birthday: All the best, today and always. May this year be your best yet! You totally deserve a special gift: Perhaps we can entice Amanda Marcotte to  jump out of a cake for you, and then bravely run away after shrieking something about The Patriarchy.

You’re welcome.

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