#FirstLineofSOTU: Conservatives predict Obama’s State of the Union kickoff

http://twitter.com/#!/TallJohnSilver/status/301033848551141377

How will President Obama begin what’s sure to be his strongest, most powerful State of the Union address yet? Conservatives have some ideas:

Remember to show your Obamacare waiver to the valet if you need parking validation #FirstLineOfSOTU

— just another mo(@JustAnotherMo) February 11, 2013

Ask not what Michelle will do for you, ask what you will do for Michelle #FirstLineOfSOTU

— GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) February 11, 2013

“Uh. Somebody. Uh. Forgot to. Uh. Turn on. Uh. The tele. Uh. Teleprompter.” #FirstLineOfSOTU

— Redonda McNeil (@dondalynn) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU The following speech is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to freedom, Constitutional or otherwise, is purely coincidental.

— Right In Academia (@RightInAcademia) February 11, 2013

Please hold your applause until the end of my 3rd term. #FirstLineOfSOTU

— The Demorats (@TheDemorat) February 11, 2013

I cannot, just cannot believe how bad Bush did in my first term.#FirstLineOfSOTU

— Kirt Forsythe (@ForsytheKirt) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU Pull!

— Barbara McMahon (@southsalem) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU “Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your yokes!”

— Hugo Hackenbush (R) (@MangyLover) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU “Tonight I’m going to tell you what really happened in Benghazi. No, no! Just kidding! Just kidding. Calm down, Hillary.

— Drone Bait (@BigRMV) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTUFrom each according to his ability, to each according to his need…

— The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU “Four dead score and seven hours go by, our ambassador brought forth on my contempt a new shame, conceived by Hillary…”

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU Soros you watching?Oh crap, the mic is on.

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU It was the best of times,it was the worst of times. Who am I kidding!! It was just the worst of times!

— R(@rlwood1) February 11, 2013

I’m the king of the world! #FirstLineOfSOTU

— just another mo(@JustAnotherMo) February 11, 2013

Brace yourselves.

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