#FirstLineofSOTU: Conservatives predict Obama’s State of the Union kickoff


How will President Obama begin what’s sure to be his strongest, most powerful State of the Union address yet? Conservatives have some ideas:

Remember to show your Obamacare waiver to the valet if you need parking validation #FirstLineOfSOTU

— just another mo(@JustAnotherMo) February 11, 2013

Ask not what Michelle will do for you, ask what you will do for Michelle #FirstLineOfSOTU

— GayPatriot (@GayPatriot) February 11, 2013

“Uh. Somebody. Uh. Forgot to. Uh. Turn on. Uh. The tele. Uh. Teleprompter.” #FirstLineOfSOTU

— Redonda McNeil (@dondalynn) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU The following speech is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to freedom, Constitutional or otherwise, is purely coincidental.

— Right In Academia (@RightInAcademia) February 11, 2013

Please hold your applause until the end of my 3rd term. #FirstLineOfSOTU

— The Demorats (@TheDemorat) February 11, 2013

I cannot, just cannot believe how bad Bush did in my first term.#FirstLineOfSOTU

— Kirt Forsythe (@ForsytheKirt) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU Pull!

— Barbara McMahon (@southsalem) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU “Workers of the world unite! You have nothing to lose but your yokes!”

— Hugo Hackenbush (R) (@MangyLover) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU “Tonight I’m going to tell you what really happened in Benghazi. No, no! Just kidding! Just kidding. Calm down, Hillary.

— Drone Bait (@BigRMV) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTUFrom each according to his ability, to each according to his need…

— The Political Hat (@ThePoliticalHat) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU “Four dead score and seven hours go by, our ambassador brought forth on my contempt a new shame, conceived by Hillary…”

— Imaumbn™ (@Imaumbn) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU Soros you watching?Oh crap, the mic is on.

— Justen Charters (@JustenCharters) February 11, 2013

#FirstLineOfSOTU It was the best of times,it was the worst of times. Who am I kidding!! It was just the worst of times!

— R(@rlwood1) February 11, 2013

I’m the king of the world! #FirstLineOfSOTU

— just another mo(@JustAnotherMo) February 11, 2013

Brace yourselves.

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