O-care Ha-LOL-ween! Iowahawk scores again with yummy #CandyCare mockery

There are 3 Candycare plans in your area.
BRONZE: 3 Circus Peanuts $100
SILVER: 5 Licorice whips $800
GOLD: 12 Candy Corn $1600
#Candycare

— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 31, 2013

Gasping for breath! Halloween? More like Ha-LOL-ween. Iowahawk does it again with some oh-so-delicious mockery.

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/395910653128355840

If you like your candy, you can keep your candy.
I'm sorry, your current bag plan has too many Snickers.
*snatch*
#Candycare— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) October 31, 2013

And with that, #Candycare was off and running. Take it away, Twitter!

http://twitter.com/#!/unxpctdblessing/status/395912979352674304

After you collect your candy tonight, remember to send $.50/piece to the govt. That's the new definition of free.
#Candycare
@iowahawkblog— just a math prof (@MathLibertarian) October 31, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/Zaklog/status/395916365720076288
http://twitter.com/#!/JUDIANNA/status/395938922456297472

Transitioning is all the rage!

http://twitter.com/#!/HBConservative1/status/395926707586084864

And win:

I'll trade you two Everlasting Transition Notices for a 404 Bar.
#candycare
#candycareexchange—   (@FNA_Right) October 31, 2013

Bada-zing!

http://twitter.com/#!/JillLevenhagen/status/395936878097993729

We do too. Keep it coming, Twitter.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/31/o-care-ha-lol-ween-you-can-keep-your-candy-iowahawk-scores-again-with-candycare/

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