These #InfowarsValentines could melt a heart of steel

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Last year, Twitchy set you up with the very best #InfoWarsPickupLines to use on the Planet Infowars dating site. Chances are everything’s worked out spectacularly and you find yourself in need of some #InfowarsValentines this holiday. Fear not: Twitter is here to help.!/Tark31/status/434485227776245760

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Jet fuel can't melt steel
Illuminati watching you— Scott Lincicome (@scottlincicome) February 14, 2014!/ThePantau/status/434485839251644416!/TimShutters/status/434485891609137152

I see the drones
Copters, spies
Bionic recording
Implant eye
Your tinfoil hat
Shows you care
Like my leaden
Underwear— Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014


Rose are red
Violets are blue
The people are made docile
By chemtrails— Tim Shutters (@TimShutters) February 15, 2014

I know you conspire
To steal my heart
Cut my ribcage apart
Sell my soul to The Lizards
Tracking chip inside
My gizzard— Hugo Hackenbush (@MangyLover) February 15, 2014

[email protected]MangyLover
Roses are red
lizard people are green
It's you in my heart
along with some nanomachines
#InfowarsValentines— Brian (@daishaa_san) February 15, 2014!/wupton/status/434492656681775104!/lheal/status/434494748691140608!/IPAzRGR8/status/434502971523465216!/Noah_Pology/status/434503987182587904

Roses are red,
Violets are blue;
At least that's what
They want you to think.
#InfowarsValentines— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 15, 2014!/bitingtea/status/434505017853104130!/AnthonyBialy/status/434505527205179392!/Noah_Pology/status/434505644079472640

Roses are Red
Seaweed is Damp
I Hope We Both End up
In the Same FEMA Camp!— Sooper Genius (@Crapplefratz) February 15, 2014!/christoferguson/status/434509903802015744

Ferreting out The Truth
Behind my keyboard mild mannered
But give me a chance, baby
And I'll show you my gold standard
#InfowarsValentines— The H2 (@TheH2) February 15, 2014

You're outta this world.
And so are most of the world leaders.
Seriously they're aliens.— Ferg (@christoferguson) February 15, 2014

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