Lettuce bikini-clad Courtney Stodden ‘would love to make Barack Obama vegan’ [pics]

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http://twitter.com/#!/jasonahart/status/489445642763526144 The 19-year-old reality star and wannabe-singer is in our nation’s capital today, where she’s distributing veggie wieners in the name of animal rights: http://twitter.com/#!/Lestruth/status/489445288507998208 BuzzFeed’s Benny Johnson is all over it: http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489442015738753024 http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489443305566924800 We’ll take her word for it. http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489444196000862208 Well, they can’t be that nervous … check out the line: http://twitter.com/#!/bennyjohnson/status/489445112234000384 Stodden also […]

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‘So embarrassing’: OFA really ups the hip and edgy with … James Taylor?

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http://twitter.com/#!/MPeper/status/472042582793416706 With Obama neck-deep in scandal, OFA needs to distract like the wind. Apparently they think this is the ticket: http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/472059260721852416 James Taylor. Doesn’t get much hipper or cooler than that. http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/472044551859748864 http://twitter.com/#!/baseballcrank/status/472035853376573440 We’d rather have the knives. At least those would be useful. http://twitter.com/#!/karlklockars/status/472050019885805570 http://twitter.com/#!/DrewMTips/status/472037680818425856 What? That’s crazy talk! http://twitter.com/#!/FranklinH3000/status/472035501021466624 Sorry, OFA, but we’re […]

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James Woods is furious with Eric Holder; Issues Holder Challenge [video]

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http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/508583546697826304 O-Bam! Twitchy readers know that actor James Woods does not walk in Hollyweird lockstep. On Tuesday, he took to Twitter to call out the dangerously incompetent Attorney General Eric Holder. And boy was he infuriated: http://twitter.com/#!/RealJamesWoods/status/509304897897246720 As Twitchy reported, three people were attacked by a mob of teenagers in Memphis, Tennessee, at a Kroger […]

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Lapdog media star in perfect caption for OFA’s MLB Opening Day pic [Photoshop]

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http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/450724718195126272 President Obama loves sports — especially the game he plays with the lapdog media. Fixed it for ya, @BarackObama: http://twitter.com/#!/FoghornBLeghorn/status/450733078730641409 Related: ‘Throws up in mouth’: OFA briefly shifts focus from Obamacare lies to ruining baseball [pic] Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/04/01/lapdog-media-star-in-perfect-caption-for-ofas-mlb-opening-day-pic-photoshop/

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‘Investigating himself?’ Obama orders probe into possible skewing of ISIS intelligence reports

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Over the summer, a Pentagon IG announced that an investigation would be conducted to determine if intelligence reports had been skewed in order to back up White House talking points that ISIS was in fact a “JV team” and had been “contained.” After ISIS demonstrated that they’re not “contained,” President Obama has joined in the […]

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‘You didn’t bake that’: OFA celebrates Pi Day with lame tribute to you-know-who [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/GrantGambling/status/444584492683264000 Barack Obama’s always encouraging people to grab a slice of someone else’s pie, so it’s only natural that the doofuses propping him up would tweet out something like this: http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/444583816124854272 Because of course. http://twitter.com/#!/aucuparia_/status/444584778914750464 http://twitter.com/#!/ZiMsKii/status/444588273042989056 http://twitter.com/#!/debitking/status/444584315570388992 Know what else it’s not? A pie: http://twitter.com/#!/semaphoria/status/444584424001130496 http://twitter.com/#!/OneFineJay/status/444584559414632448 http://twitter.com/#!/GilesMacDonogh/status/444584912918966273 And the president’s out of his league. Read […]

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Finally! Solid proof that Barack Obama was sent here from heaven? [photo]

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http://twitter.com/#!/BACCV/status/514418094010560512 This morning, the president stepped out for a blink-and-you-missed-it update on the “shock without awe” campaign in Syria. And as Twitchy reported, viewers were mesmerized by his glowing ears. But his ears weren’t the only thing giving off light: Our president has a nice halo around his head right now. — jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) September […]

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Media trusts this administration over Sharyl Attkisson’s hacking claims?

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http://twitter.com/#!/thestreeter/status/528262547938762753 Townhall’s Katie Pavlich made a name for herself by writing “Fast and Furious: Barack Obama’s Bloodiest Scandal and the Shameless Cover-Up,” exposing the details of a failed government sting operation that was never intended to be made public. In other words, it was an act of journalism, asking questions and performing research rather than […]

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