Check out the best Christmas trees on Twitter

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http://twitter.com/#!/The_GovernorTWD/status/415286024764284928 And the Twitchy nominees for craziest, sexiest, coolest, crass-est Christmas trees on Twitter are … drumroll please… http://twitter.com/#!/itvnews/status/415782826328334336 http://twitter.com/#!/TweetSmarter/status/414551682870046720 http://twitter.com/#!/YouScoop/status/415820147736072192 http://twitter.com/#!/TheNTNews/status/415692859929415680 http://twitter.com/#!/BBCAfrica/status/415734180094672896 Camp Taji, Iraq. God bless all our men and women in uniform who will be away from their families for the holidays. http://twitter.com/#!/USArmy/status/413724525734682624 For the ladies: http://twitter.com/#!/WhennBoys/status/414938565614002177 Thrifty! http://twitter.com/#!/Catrina_Rawson/status/414148658372702208 Pokemon overload. http://twitter.com/#!/AshKetchum151/status/413877004966957056 […]

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Badass punk? Blink-182’s Hoppus honors wife; Best Christmas name ever? [pic]

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http://twitter.com/#!/meganraeellis/status/407554308104654848 No doubt. As Twitchy readers know, Blink-182’s Mark Hoppus rocks Twitter. His feed is straight-up hilarious consistently. They should give out Grammys for Twitter funnies; he’d run away with them all. As Twitchy reported, he recently tweeted out a photo that captured him “partying hard” with his wife. Living on the edge! On Monday […]

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Press sec Josh Earnest tries to put out hooker scandal fire, burns self instead

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http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/520052878984364032 Oh, what a tangled and pathetic web they weave when they practice to deceive. Here’s White House press secretary Josh Earnest, hard at work on Twitter tonight, trying to spin the Washington Post’s exclusive on the administration’s cover-up and politicizing of the DHS Inspector General’s office to whitewash one of its aide’s involvement in […]

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MSNBC declares Rep. Steve Stockman a ‘Twitter troll’

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http://twitter.com/#!/R_Dudley66/status/411619017321746432 What bias? We’re aware of that Pew poll that found MSNBC’s programming is 86% liberal opinion and only 14% news. So it’s not surprising that MSNBC would declare Texas Rep. Steve Stockman a Twitter troll. After all, Stockman’s an unapologetic conservative who speaks his mind, so of course to MSNBC that’s considered “trolling.” http://twitter.com/#!/msnbc/status/411614035223003136 […]

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‘Everybody must get trolled’: Bob Dylan tweets, but is it him?

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http://twitter.com/#!/greenhousenyt/status/410789657136205824 Twitter was buzzing with the news that singing legend Bob Dylan had joined Twitter today. http://twitter.com/#!/OnomatoSteveUh/status/410792691467681792 Heh. Here are the first tweets from that account: http://twitter.com/#!/BobDylanTweets/status/410777509429383168 A hashtag swiftly sprung up, natch. Enter: #DylanTweets http://twitter.com/#!/ctrembz/status/410782074526654464 http://twitter.com/#!/marcatracy/status/410782462772400128 http://twitter.com/#!/CraigSJ/status/410791342957027328 http://twitter.com/#!/marathonpacks/status/410792275883474944 More please! http://twitter.com/#!/aliciaault/status/410785693309222915 Ha! Some snark-wondered if the account really is Bob Dylan’s: http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/410786687623520257 Win! And […]

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The 32 Best/Worst Brand Tweets About “The Dress”

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Welcome to the brandwagon. By now you’re probably aware of #TheDress and how it broke the internet and destroyed relationships worldwide, but now even brands are jumping on the bandwagon: 1. BJ’s tried to refocus on what’s important in life: Who cares if #TheDress is White & Gold or Black & Blue? This #pizookie is […]

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21 Times R.L. Stine Was So Sassy It Hurt

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“My job: to terrify kids.” 1. On apps: I hope you will all buy my new app. The app tells you when you’re about to buy an app you don’t need. — RL_Stine (@R.L. Stine) 2. On buying his books: Interesting statistic: If you all bought 1 Goosebumps book a month, it would be enough […]

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Is It Time For Us To Take Astrology Seriously?

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In an April marked by angry eclipses portending unexpected change, the ancient, long-debunked practice of astrology and its preeminent ambassador might be weirdly suited for the 21st century. View this image › Illustration by Justine Zwiebel for BuzzFeed Every Tuesday and Thursday from noon until 7 p.m., Bart Lidofsky pins a small plastic name tag […]

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